One might say that the iphone is the "Perfection" of the cellphone. To any owner of the iphone, it is abundantly clear that the device has certain tremendous shortcomings. Limited coverage, and dropped calls to name a few. The highly advanced, proprioceptive digital screen drops jaws until it stops functioning, and the device is then only worth its recyclable metals and plastics. The Mobira Talkman, weighing in at 11 pounds, if unable to operate as a communications device, could be used as a blunt force weapon in self defense. Especially in the wild, this monster of a cellular phone could be used to render a small animal unconscious with one swift blow.